I’m looking over the manifesto by that insane environmentalist dude who took people hostage at Discover Channel, and this one paragraph is pretty great:
Saving the environment and the remaning species diversity of the planet is now your mindset. Nothing is more important than saving them. The Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels.
Preachin’ to the choir about the squirrels there, buddy. The other animals, not so much. But yeah, I’m a squirrel man 110%.