Just Sayin'
Woodward’s New Book Offends the Eyes
The most offensive thing about Bob Woodward’s new book is the crappy cover design:
Anything Woodward writes is a guaranteed best-seller. You think they could have sprung for a graphic artist.
Unnecessary Moratorium on Off-Shore Drilling Goes Horribly Right
Too bad it’s not necessary because…
Workers rescued after fire on oil drilling platform in Gulf of Mexico
Then again, no one could have foreseen this happening…
Of Course, The Squirrels
I’m looking over the manifesto by that insane environmentalist dude who took people hostage at Discover Channel, and this one paragraph is pretty great:
Saving the environment and the remaning species diversity of the planet is now your mindset. Nothing is more important than saving them. The Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels.
Preachin’ to the choir about the squirrels there, buddy. The other animals, not so much. But yeah, I’m a squirrel man 110%.
Wow Justin Bieber’s Dad Looks Like A Huge Douche
Damn. He looks more like a douchey community college student than a father.
Making People Late For Work Does Not Help The Economy
Tongue in cheek. Still that was a long ass 1-mile commute.
Sent: Tuesday, August 17, 2010 7:30 AM
Subject: EMERGENCY! Traffic Notice Full Closure This outage was posted on Tue, August 17, 2010. Outage 5456EMERGENCY OUTAGE NOTIFICATION! *****
DESCRIPTION:
Visiting dignitary to land at VA, Wilshire is closed for unexpected duration. Traffic on surface streets throughout the Westside is expected to be congested and temporary closures of some streets may occur.START DATE/TIME: Tue, August 17, 2010 7:30 AM
END DATE/TIME: Tue, August 17, 2010 8:30 AM
AREA OF USE: CAMPUS
CONTACT: David
CONTACT INFO: Preferred contact method: by Phone
OUTAGE TYPE(S):
Traffic Notice Full ClosureOUTAGE LOCATION(S):
LOCATION DETAILS:
Traffic on surface streets throughout the Westside is expected to be congested and temporary closures of some streets may occurOTHER SERVICES:
City traffic officers will be on post at key intersections to facilitate traffic.
A Serious Screenwriter
Someone’s been practicing their Serious Writer Face in the mirror, and it’s paying off. He’s parsing 30 different plot points in this picture alone.
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